So, calling Apple with a question about running Compressor on an xServe.

Me: “I have a question about running Compressor on an xServe”

Him: “Who makes Compressor?”

Me: “You do. It comes with Final Cut Studio”

Him: “We’re not selling Final Cut Studio right now”

Me: “???”

Him: “???”

Now he put me on hold to punish me. Fun.

-1 for Apple.